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Sound Affection

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  1. Christmas is for Losers

    Christmas is for Losers Ringtones

    by: Sound Affection

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    Description
    The best antidote to too much of the Christmas spirit, and way too many carols. A crowd chants: "Christmas is for losers". Perfect anti-christmas cheer when you need it most.
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  2. Evil Xmas Elf

    Evil Xmas Elf Ringtones

    by: Sound Affection

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    It's one of Santa's magical little elf helpers. he starts out nice, but it soon takes a turn for the worse. This is one seriously
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  3. Austin - Xmas

    Austin - Xmas Ringtones

    by: Sound Affection

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    Ho Ho Ho baby. Come and sit on Austin's knee. Oops, you've sat on Austin's mobile and it's set to vibrate! A very funny, and festive, parody of the famous secret agent from the hit comedy movies.
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  4. Santa - Sexy Chat

    Santa - Sexy Chat Ringtones

    by: Sound Affection

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    Ho Ho Ho! You've reached Santa's naughty or nice christmas chat. A very funny, and festive ringtone.
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  5. Vuvuzela - Fart

    Vuvuzela - Fart Ringtones

    by: Sound Affection

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    The distinctive trumpet like sound of the vuvuzela, a crowd instrument beloved of African football fans before the 2010 World Cup and now used the world over. In the amongst a cheering crowd this vuvuzela plays a fart tune.
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  6. Xmas - Winter Wonderland

    Xmas - Winter Wonderland Ringtones

    by: Sound Affection

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    The traditional Christmas song Winter Wonderland sung by Squeaky Squirrel. Merry Christmas all you cheeky little squirrels out there!
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  7. Dr Evil - Xmas

    Dr Evil - Xmas Ringtones

    by: Sound Affection

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    Attention! Christmas has been cancelled. Please return all presents to Dr Evil, Moon Base 1. A very funny, and festive, parody of the famous super villain from the hit comedy movies.
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  8. Crazy Xmas-Jingle Bells

    Crazy Xmas-Jingle Bells Ringtones

    by: Sound Affection

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    A crowd of carollers sings a lovely Christmas song, but not for long! It's brought to an abrupt end by a shotgun wielding maniac. Great festive fun!
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  9. Evil Serpent

    Evil Serpent Ringtones

    by: Sound Affection

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    The mesmerising sounds of an evil serpent hissing and making his nefarious plans. A tense soundtrack track plays in the background as this slippery snake goes about his evil business.
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  10. Santa - Ho Ho Ho

    Santa - Ho Ho Ho Ringtones

    by: Sound Affection

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    Ho Ho Ho! On dial tone, on keypad! On message bank, on touchtone! Santa Claus is coming to town, and he's bringing his mobile phone goodwill to all! A very funny, and festive ringtone.
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  11. Santas Sexy Helpers

    Santas Sexy Helpers Ringtones

    by: Sound Affection

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    One of Santa's very sexy helpers wants to know what Santa has in his goodie bag for her. She wants to sit in his lap and tell him all about it. A very funny, and festive ringtone.
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  12. Xmas - Church Bells

    Xmas - Church Bells Ringtones

    by: Sound Affection

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    Church bells ring out the opening bars of the traditional christmas hymn Joy To The World. A very merry Christmas to all!
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